Husband locked himself out the house today while taking the dog out to pee.
Good news: A kind man from the German Club helped him get back in.
Bad news: Apparently it is incredibly easy to break into my kitchen.
Best News: My husband stood outside in the rain for two hours before he used a phone nearby so that he could get me while I was on my lunch break. Sounds insane, I know, but I only hear "incredibly thoughtful."